See part 1: The Marketing Job – Part 1

As you can imagine, the marketing consultant I was looking to hire was more than a little skeptical at my request to hire him to promote Godly sex. 

“So who is your boss?” He asked, no longer able to stand the suspense. 

“Ha ha, well…God.” I replied a bit sheepishly. 

“Your boss is God? That’s a joke, right?” 

I was losing him. His attention had been captivated, but now he had turned back to his laptop. God, please give me the words to speak. 

“I wish I were. It is an interesting job though: How to promote marital sex as a means of attracting young people to read the Bible and go to church.”

“If I didn’t know you better, I would be walking away very slowly right now. You’re right, what you are proposing is interesting, but you want to re-write the entire Bible? Remake movies? You are talking millions of dollars in marketing dollars. What is the budget?”

“Well, I don’t really have any money. God doesn’t work that way. I think paper currency is how humans interact with one another. God works differently, you know like the birds never worry about where their food comes from.”

“Yes, but I’m not a bird, and birds get eaten by other animals, including people. So you have an impossible job for an imaginary client with no budget. Sorry, Claire, can’t help you.” 

“Wait a minute. What if it’s true? Wouldn’t you want to know how to achieve the best sex ever? Wouldn’t you want to know if it were possible to achieve a level 10 orgasm – to actually feel what your partner feels while you are having sex with her?”

“You said this is marital sex – the way God designed. What if I believe you? What if I say, ok yes?”

Stay tuned for the next episode of “The Marketing Job”

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